This guy reaches out to me with a canned message but it’s intriguing and I am feeling horny so I respond.

We message back and forth and flirt a bit. The messages get steamier and we begin describing what we would do to each other if we were together instead of alone in our beds.

I am in bed, in my pajamas but I am having fun being naughty and describing what I might do to him.

Unfortunately, I am having wifi issues and the service keeps stalling and not sending my messages. The back and forth slows down and times out to the point of really disrupting the descriptive flow.

I try to sit in the hallway for better reception, not the most conducive for sex talk but it still doesn’t help.

Eventually I move to my main computer – at my desk – hardly sexy and we instant message for a bit on the service.

I send him my phone number and we do a phone call instead but the mood is broken so we just chat.

We talk about getting together for a motorcycle ride but I never hear from him again.

The last I checked, he had deleted his profile.